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Sheila: Times have changed
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Our kids are getting worse
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They won't obey their parents
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They just want to fart and curse!
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| [[Portal:Free Culture Soapbox|Free Culture Soapbox]]
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
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Liane: Or blame society?
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| [[Portal:Art|Art]]
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
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Sheila: No, blame Canada
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| [[Portal:Comics|Comics]]
Everyone: Blame Canada
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Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
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| [[Portal:Movies|Movies]]
And flapping heads so full of lies
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Everyone: Blame Canada
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| [[Portal:Music|Music]]
Blame Canada
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Sheila: We need to form a full assault
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| [[Portal:News|News]]
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
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Sharon: Don't blame me
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| [[Portal:Role-playing games|Role-playing Games]]
For my son Stan
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He saw the damn cartoon
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| [[Portal:Science|Science]]
And now he's off to join the Klan!
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Liane: And my boy Eric once
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| [[Portal:Software|Software]]
Had my picture on his shelf
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But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
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| [[Portal:Theatre|Theatre]]
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
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Everyone: Blame Canada
 
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
 
Since Canada came along
 
Everyone: Blame Canada
 
Blame Canada
 
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
 
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
 
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
 
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
 
Should we blame the fire?
 
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
 
Sheila: heck no!
 
Everyone: Blame Canada
 
Blame Canada
 
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
 
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
 
Everyone: Blame Canada
 
Shame on Canada
 
For...
 
The smut we must stop
 
The trash we must bash
 
The Laughter and fun
 
Must all be undone
 
We must blame them and cause a fuss
 
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!
 
 
 
SABAZZ!
 

Revision as of 09:19, 13 February 2008